Hello ₹eaders,
Yes, that's intentional. I am sure you must be tired, returning from the banks after exchanging or depositing your white money (I don't want people with Black money to be my Readers😠). Disadvantages of population growth is taught in Civics Std.7 I believe, right? #Demonetization.
Friends, if you can stand in long queues for "Free" Jio Sim or to get auditioned and abused in a stupid show like Roadies, we can definitely do so for the betterment of our country. Let's co-operate as much as we can to all the Bank employees. Do help in educating the people who are unaware of the 500/1000₹ note regulations.
However, this Blog isn't about ₹. Standing in the queue today, I saw many faces, and I thought of writing about 'Us'. People who are most less talked of, often termed as a stupid common man.
We, the common man of this motherland are so interesting. For instance, yesterday while travelling in the train, I heard a Guy saying, 'Abhi yeh Donald Trump ka aana India k liye achcha nahiye', The other guy replied, 'Wapas Obama hi chahye tha re'.(Thank God, he didn't say Osama. Mind you, he can amend the US Constitution if he wants to). I doubt if either of them knew, who is the current Mayor of Mumbai.
Cricket: A sport that's spoken more, than played.
Tell me, haven't you heard, 'Sachin ko abhi hook marne nahi jamta'? Of course they can play it much better than him. That's still OK, I have seen Mr. Saba Karim saying this on national Televison, 'Sachin Paaji ko bhi samajhna hoga kii khelne ki ek strategy hoti hai'. What? Saba Karim is a common man too, isn't he?
Trust me, my Mom did Tika to our (New) TV in 2003 once Sachin started batting against Pak. I wish, Mom had applied Chandan too, and he would have scored 2 runs more. Damn! 'Phootbaal main woh mazza nahye re' and hence over 200 countries are stupid.
Travel with 'Us' and you'll get to know, which politician has how much 'Our' money and where. They get this information even before the minister's themselves. 'Hamare paise se humko hi Daru n Biryani' is the favorite line after participating in the rally of any minister. I think the Filmstars start dating only after our permission,'Phillam line main sabb chalta hai re'. Keeping track of their net worth is our birth right. 'Sarookh Dubai gaya hai' is known to us before Gauri.
Travel to any fort or monument and the guide will give you all the information based on his mood and not based on history. Is it necessary that every time Shah Jahan only builds Taj Mahal? Astrologers here, know much more than Astronauts. I swear, I heard Nirmal Baba asking a guy, 'Tumko dekh k Kutta kyu yaad aa raha hai?'. That man must be thinking, Why The F did I pay 3900 for? I still don't understand, why don't all the Baba Bangalis apply their Mantra's Havan's on themselves, so that 'Kripa bani rahegi'.
Go to any small village, and the most educated guy, irrespective of his degree become Hakim or Vaidya. From Cold to Cancer, from Ache to AIDS, he has 4 types of Churans which are more than enough. The disease does vanish, if it doesn't, the patient definitely does.
It's an unending story, isn't it. Trust me guys, it was not about making fun of 'Us'. It was about the simplicity that we possess, the purity that you have in your eyes, the beauty of your heart. We all are unbelievable in so many ways. Let us all make 'Us' special and get ourselves trending on Facebook and Twitter too. Allow me to quote Hon. Mr. Rabindranath Tagore,
Yes, that's intentional. I am sure you must be tired, returning from the banks after exchanging or depositing your white money (I don't want people with Black money to be my Readers😠). Disadvantages of population growth is taught in Civics Std.7 I believe, right? #Demonetization.
Friends, if you can stand in long queues for "Free" Jio Sim or to get auditioned and abused in a stupid show like Roadies, we can definitely do so for the betterment of our country. Let's co-operate as much as we can to all the Bank employees. Do help in educating the people who are unaware of the 500/1000₹ note regulations.
However, this Blog isn't about ₹. Standing in the queue today, I saw many faces, and I thought of writing about 'Us'. People who are most less talked of, often termed as a stupid common man.
We, the common man of this motherland are so interesting. For instance, yesterday while travelling in the train, I heard a Guy saying, 'Abhi yeh Donald Trump ka aana India k liye achcha nahiye', The other guy replied, 'Wapas Obama hi chahye tha re'.(Thank God, he didn't say Osama. Mind you, he can amend the US Constitution if he wants to). I doubt if either of them knew, who is the current Mayor of Mumbai.
Cricket: A sport that's spoken more, than played.
Tell me, haven't you heard, 'Sachin ko abhi hook marne nahi jamta'? Of course they can play it much better than him. That's still OK, I have seen Mr. Saba Karim saying this on national Televison, 'Sachin Paaji ko bhi samajhna hoga kii khelne ki ek strategy hoti hai'. What? Saba Karim is a common man too, isn't he?
Trust me, my Mom did Tika to our (New) TV in 2003 once Sachin started batting against Pak. I wish, Mom had applied Chandan too, and he would have scored 2 runs more. Damn! 'Phootbaal main woh mazza nahye re' and hence over 200 countries are stupid.
Travel with 'Us' and you'll get to know, which politician has how much 'Our' money and where. They get this information even before the minister's themselves. 'Hamare paise se humko hi Daru n Biryani' is the favorite line after participating in the rally of any minister. I think the Filmstars start dating only after our permission,'Phillam line main sabb chalta hai re'. Keeping track of their net worth is our birth right. 'Sarookh Dubai gaya hai' is known to us before Gauri.
Travel to any fort or monument and the guide will give you all the information based on his mood and not based on history. Is it necessary that every time Shah Jahan only builds Taj Mahal? Astrologers here, know much more than Astronauts. I swear, I heard Nirmal Baba asking a guy, 'Tumko dekh k Kutta kyu yaad aa raha hai?'. That man must be thinking, Why The F did I pay 3900 for? I still don't understand, why don't all the Baba Bangalis apply their Mantra's Havan's on themselves, so that 'Kripa bani rahegi'.
Go to any small village, and the most educated guy, irrespective of his degree become Hakim or Vaidya. From Cold to Cancer, from Ache to AIDS, he has 4 types of Churans which are more than enough. The disease does vanish, if it doesn't, the patient definitely does.
It's an unending story, isn't it. Trust me guys, it was not about making fun of 'Us'. It was about the simplicity that we possess, the purity that you have in your eyes, the beauty of your heart. We all are unbelievable in so many ways. Let us all make 'Us' special and get ourselves trending on Facebook and Twitter too. Allow me to quote Hon. Mr. Rabindranath Tagore,
'It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be Simple'
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